TOP 5 REASONS THE VMA NEEDS BETTER SECURITY

Well here are my top to reasons why the Vma needs better security....

i know most of you know whats gonnabe here but here are some reasons

#5

Sway's Headwrap

if your gonna let a man in the area with a huge ass headwrap like that you gotta look in it....for all we kno he could have a mini nuclear war head factory makin bombs to kill America or it coulda had the bottle of hennessy Kanye drank that made him crash taylors speech, it couldve even been where lil mama was at the whole awards until Jay performed...who knows just someone should be fired

#4

Madonna being let on stage after provocative talk of her havin or wanting to have sex with MJ (R.I.P Michael Jackson)

Why didnt they just start the show on her face......did anyone know what she was talking about besides her life and he havin sex with michael jackson on her couch

and getting wet after explaining him to the crowd.....

i thought this was a family show

#666 i mean 3*

Lady Gaga; Lucifers Wife or Were Rabbit Creature with a nest on its face?

She broke three major rules

1. Suspicious Activity

2.Suicide

3. Animal Cruelty

First of all i though no pets were allowed on set why this bitch wore the whole animal kingdom last night......at one point i saw her eggs hatch in her nest hat.....

Second i dont know if wearin a weird ass red wedding dress thing, or a were rabbit bathing suit is ok now cuz in the 1600s she woulda been deemed a witch and hung from the gallows.....

Third of all she killed herself on national Tv and it was ok i heard security is supposed to help people bleeding on stage but they left her alon shame on you MTV

#2

Kanye West Class Fail

I blame amber rose for dressing like a snake swallowed her and she decided to bond with it and become one (she looked nice though).....

He was trying to be on some real shit but its MTV nothing is real...

maybe on BET but even then its recorded so niggaz wont shank each other in the back.....

He apologized but shit like that not supposed to happen...

*Kanye Comes on the Blog* Im Happy for you Colton and imma let you finish your blog but Amber Rose snuit (snake+suit) was one of the best snuits of all time!!! OF ALL TIME!! *shrugs shoulders and leaves*

#1

Lil Mama on the Empire State Of Mind Remix at the VMAs

all .15 seconds of lil mama's appearance shoulda been kept to a 0 second appearance like it was supposed to be.....

Note to lil mama MTV doesnt like surprises and you shouldve got a warning from Kanye....

but listen i feel lil mama she just makin it ok for creatures to show there face on TV

now big foot can make an apperance next time drake perform

or an alien can make a apperance while obama says a speech

or even the chupapcabra can make an appearance in a daddy yankee video.....

just kno lil girls from the projects maybe one day you can grow up and sneak on stage to your favorite rapper and get .15 seconds of fame just like lil mama

best tweet of the night award to...

RT @Myfabolouslife #lilmamais the bird that flew outta Lady Gaga's nest on her face!!